richarcl:

tbh i literally say “literally and tbh” literally all the time tbh

(Source: homophobic, via whaaaateva)

mishasminions:

I LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE "YOU LITTLE SHIT" IS A TERM OF ENDEARMENT AND IT’S MAGICAL

(via trust)

bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

(via forgave)